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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

the sky,s falling down,
the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.

true bravery is to arrive home.....
fully drunk......a late night out.....&
mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
""hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho""

Do not ever give up when u r down,
it does not matter if u fall many times,

just remember that each time u fall,
i will never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.

Good Night

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down on to ur lips. But
If u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as
I wood be afraid 2 lose u!

ONE-S TIME A SARDAR JEE CAME AT CLICIC AND SAID . DOCTER SEE MY EARS . DOCTER KEHTA HAI AAPKE KAAN TO EK DAM LAAL HO RAHE HAIN KIYA HO GAYA ? SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN MAIN GHAR MAIN KAPRAY PRESS KAR RAHA THA KE ACHANAK TELEPHONE KI BELL HOI MAIN NE JALDI MAIN IRON KO PHONE SAMAJH KAR KAAN PAR RAKH LIYA . DOCTER KEHTA HAI BUT DOOSRAY KAAN PAR KIYA HUA HAI SARDAR JEE KEHTAY HAIN US BASTERD NE REDAIL KIYA PHIR SE .....

Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

Coming Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

Take my advice, said the neighbor, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o--clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, --Is that you, Jim?-- And that cured him.

Cured him! asked the woman, but how?

The neighbor said, You see, his name is Bill.

? Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow